Post by Blake Thea Conner on Dec 30, 2009 15:52:29 GMT -6
001. What is an alien?
Well, in a normal case, an alien is any being from a foreign planet.
002. Why are you so negative/mean?
... Good question. I sometimes get a little irked by the stupidity of people, but for the most part, I'm really not that bad. I just put that kind of stuff in my FAQs because it amuses me.
003. What is this site about?
There is a plot. It was written out for you to READ.
004. What is this site rated?
It's rated M for maturity. This means you need to be able to handle things like an adult. Things like violence, gore, sex, and fun.
005. Can I be a god?
AHAHAHAHAHAHANOPE.
006. Can I be on the staff team?
Just for asking: No. Never. I will pick staff, and it will never be anyone who asks.
007. Can I have some of the codes/descriptions/ideas you used to build this site?
Hurhur. NO. Find your own.
008. Am I allowed to help you out?
Of course! Anyone who wishes to help me out are allowed to. If you want to make pretty images, I will freakin' love you.
009. Am I allowed to swear?
Fuck yes.
010. Where is the FAQ?
-facepalm-
011. YOUR SITE SUCKS.
Is that even a question?
012. How do you get on the Spotlight?
The staff chooses a character, member, and couple they think is worthy. If we're lazy, we'll have you guys vote.
013. How long is every season?
Three weeks. That's a week for every month.
014. How long is a year?
Twelve weeks. One week equals one month.
015. How much do aliens cost?
$500 on average, but certain aliens cost more due to rarity, etc. If there seems to be a preference for a certain type of alien, its cost will be raised.
016. How much money do we make per post?
You make $5 for every post you make on Tavvion.
017. Can we have WIPs?
Yup. Not everyone can get everything done all at once. Plus, even I have trouble adding tons of character info all at one time.
018. What is the political system?
Corrupted democracy. Don't get it? Well, picture the American government. It's pretty failtastic. (And I'm American, so go suck cock, you easily offended bastards.)
019. What do you mean by "common sense" (above the cbox)?
Your lack of intelligence kills my brain cells.
020. Who made your skins?
Me. Emily. Probably other people, but no one cares about them.
021. Why are you so violent?
I love violence.
022. Can we kill other people's chars?
With permission of the character's creator.
Well, in a normal case, an alien is any being from a foreign planet.
002. Why are you so negative/mean?
... Good question. I sometimes get a little irked by the stupidity of people, but for the most part, I'm really not that bad. I just put that kind of stuff in my FAQs because it amuses me.
003. What is this site about?
There is a plot. It was written out for you to READ.
004. What is this site rated?
It's rated M for maturity. This means you need to be able to handle things like an adult. Things like violence, gore, sex, and fun.
005. Can I be a god?
AHAHAHAHAHAHANOPE.
006. Can I be on the staff team?
Just for asking: No. Never. I will pick staff, and it will never be anyone who asks.
007. Can I have some of the codes/descriptions/ideas you used to build this site?
Hurhur. NO. Find your own.
008. Am I allowed to help you out?
Of course! Anyone who wishes to help me out are allowed to. If you want to make pretty images, I will freakin' love you.
009. Am I allowed to swear?
Fuck yes.
010. Where is the FAQ?
-facepalm-
011. YOUR SITE SUCKS.
Is that even a question?
012. How do you get on the Spotlight?
The staff chooses a character, member, and couple they think is worthy. If we're lazy, we'll have you guys vote.
013. How long is every season?
Three weeks. That's a week for every month.
014. How long is a year?
Twelve weeks. One week equals one month.
015. How much do aliens cost?
$500 on average, but certain aliens cost more due to rarity, etc. If there seems to be a preference for a certain type of alien, its cost will be raised.
016. How much money do we make per post?
You make $5 for every post you make on Tavvion.
017. Can we have WIPs?
Yup. Not everyone can get everything done all at once. Plus, even I have trouble adding tons of character info all at one time.
018. What is the political system?
Corrupted democracy. Don't get it? Well, picture the American government. It's pretty failtastic. (And I'm American, so go suck cock, you easily offended bastards.)
019. What do you mean by "common sense" (above the cbox)?
Your lack of intelligence kills my brain cells.
020. Who made your skins?
Me. Emily. Probably other people, but no one cares about them.
021. Why are you so violent?
I love violence.
022. Can we kill other people's chars?
With permission of the character's creator.
